http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019665.html
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I Wasn’t Always a Security Guard, Y’know
Girl selling at bake sale #1: This is so stupid. No one wants anything.
Security guard: That’s cause you’re doin’ it all wrong.
Girl selling at bake sale #2: Oh yeah? What should we do?
Security guard: Next person that passes, be like “Yo! I got your brownie!” then when they come over, give it to them and be like “Aight, that’s two dollars.”
—Manhattan College, The Bronx
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[JR: Maybe I’m losing my sense of humor with my old age. I just don’t get it. Maybe the readership will appreciate it. I don’t remember having security guards when I was at Mp and MC. Maybe that’s old age too. Sigh. Presented FWIW.]
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John,
Don’t you remember Sam Katz, the security guard who got fired and it sparked a protest demonstratn on the Quad?
Tat happen during our senior year at the college.